Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch

Nerve co-founder Rufus Griscom succumbs to the throes of conjugal bliss.
At Nerve.com's offices last night, sex fiends and internerds came together to celebrate the launch of Nerve Video, their new service designed to help you understand your body that much better (or at least make you laugh, like this NSFW cartoon). Ourselves being big supporters of the sex lives of internerds, we sent Gawker staff voyeur Nikola Tamindzic to the party. After the jump, his NSFW porny yearbook.

Nikola's full gallery from the event is available here.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


The last time your pants got tight looking at Nerve, you probably should've thanked photo editor Rachel Hulin, on the left.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


Seriously, what does she have to do to get you to ask her out?

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


Ellen Stagg is many things: an occasional contributor to Nerve, a photographer, and most importantly, a part-time pornographer.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


She just agreed to anal.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


College Humor's Zach Klein just agreed to anal.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


As they awkwardly began preparing for their first photo shoot, Mary began to have doubts about appearing on Last Night's Party.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


If she can do it, so can you.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


The eyebrows drank the entire martini.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


Guerrilla video man Jose Luis Serrano of Octomoto.com chugs some confidence before confessing his figging preferences.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


That's not booze in Nerve writer/columnist Margot Berwin's glass, but mutant lactate from her droopy third breast.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


It's not a real Nerve party until an editorial assistant takes her cookies out of the oven.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


Jossip's David Hauslaib gives editor Corynne Steindler tips on how to seduce Ben Widdicombe.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


Griscom thinks that's just the shit, man! Yeah!

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


Not actually invited.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


This violent gang exercises rule over Ludlow Street and parts of Fat Baby.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


This is Carl Swanson's "sexy face." Be patient, he's been working really hard on it.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


Nerve blog-a-logger Miss Mimesis leers at a potential hump object.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


And still, Jean didn't win the raffle.

Team Party Crash: Nerve.com Video Launch


Last but certainly not least, the difference between Silicon Alley and Silicon Valley.