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With great office space comes great responsibility, particularly that of staffers to keep their stomachs flat and their asses pert. For $60 a month (or less if you enroll in some plan), you can acheive the dream at Hearst's new, 9000-square-foot employee gym, which features personal trainers, a variety of "cutting edge" classes, massage therapy, nutrition counseling, and televisions at every piece of cardio equipment. Kind of makes Si's fancy cafeteria seem like a luxurious amenity for fatties.

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