Tonight: Schmooze with organizer Vincent Lauria and other dot-commers at the Silicon Valley New Technology May Meetup (Upcoming.org). E-mail Lauria if you didn't RSVP but are very important.
Wednesday: Learn what "underage avatar sex" means in the discussion Virtual Worlds — The Rules of Engagement, at Mountain View's Computer History Museum.
Wednesday: Shield your eyes for The GIF show, a celebration of the animated GIF opening Wednesday night at the Rx Gallery.
Thursday: You are so not cool enough for this event (until you change the wiki). Only the 43 best bloggers (Upcoming) are allowed at an exclusive House of Shields meetup. (Oh hell, sneak in. What'll they do, take you off their blogrolls?)