ELLEgirl: For All Your Needs

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Now that ELLEgirl is online only, surely they have time for charity. And so from the American hinterland (Alaska) comes a plea from young Matthew to those kind ladies: Help him find a blowjob in Juneau, preferrably the sort that makes him shoot a “wad of cum down a beautiful woman’s throat.”