Waggable: Google ooze

Overheard: A Debian hacker has nightmares about Google juice and JWZ (Jamie Zawinski, who opened the decidedly non-pubbish DNA Lounge with Netscape IPO money):

So last night I ended up dreaming that the "Secret sauce" of Google is actually a vicious black goo that chased me around the campus for a while. I managed to escape into San Francisco, where I discovered that JWZ ran an Irish pub. How do I extract compensation from the citizens of California?