If You Can't Afford Vincent Gallo's Semen...

Our globetrotting sibling Gridskipper has discovered perhaps the most magnificent waste of money sinc Katie Couric's salary: a t-shirt featuring the face and name of Vincent Gallo, retailing for $500. This holy grail of irony is being sold at the Yellow Fever boutique, but don't expect to just waltz in and open your wallet:

Making things a bit more complicated is the fact that Gallo is requiring prospective buyers to fill out an application before purchase that will presumably be approved or denied by Mr. Gallo himself.

African-Americans, Jews, and Democrats need not apply.

Vincent Gallo's $500 T-Shirt [Gridskipper]