This just in:
Janice min had a baby boy yesterday.
He was not born in namibia and his name is not suri.
Mother and child are doing well.
Aw. Congrats, Janice, and glad to hear everyone's healthy. We're eager to hear what you decide to name the kid — Moses is nice — but we're even more curious about something else: Is Jann expecting you to close the issue tonight?