Page Six reported today that Lindsay Lohan's lackluster Today show appearance on Monday morning was due to an all nighter with a group of friends that included an unnamed Conde Nast staffer. Clearly said staffer deserves a promotion and a gold medal for his dedication to the Conde cause, so we put it to our dear readers to name some names.

The no-way-in-hell but nevertheless amusing guesses: Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter, Lucky editor Kim France, and W's Marshall Heyman.

The definite possibilities: Vogue-bots Lauren Davis and Jill Demling, Anna Wintour's daughter-cum-New Yorker intern Bee Shaffer, and Men's Vogue prepster Hud Morgan.

But if we had to put our money on it, we'd go with one of the less-luxurious guesses: Lyle Maltz, a Vogue temp and the current fucktoy of Derek Blasberg (he who destroyed the love behind Proenza Schouler). We've heard of Maltz going on the occasional bender with Lohan, so a Sunday night romp certainly wouldn't be out of the ordinary.

And to think he's not even a permanent staffer. Shame on you, Anna. You've a goldmine of opportunity sitting right underneath your, ahem, nose.

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