Short Ends: Snakes Continue To Be On Unexpected Things

· We know we really should resist this lame urge, but we're so weak: Snakes on a Lesbian-Hosted Daytime Talk Show. No, we don't feel good about it, but there you have it.
· Posterwire goes inside the Lohan Wink.
· Things Britney Spears would do in a movie: nudity, play a superhero, and George Clooney.
· We just can't get enough of fallen Idol Chris Daughtry feeling sorry for himself. We get it, dude, you didn't expect to get booted off the show. Drown yourself in some 16-year-old groupies and get on with your life.