This past Friday, billionaire shakedown victim Ron Burkle spent some much-needed QT with Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen. We're confident that the circumstances weren't romantic - no matter what you hear, the laws of the universe will never bend such that the princess actually wants to fuck the frog. Rather, Burkle looks a bit anxious:

"Please, baby, just one cover. The first. The relaunch. It'll be huge."

"But I do not understand. What is a 'radar' and why must I wear bikini? My agent will not approve, Ronnie."

Gisele Bundchen and an Old Man Spotted in New York [Gossip Rocks]

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