Defamer is committed to bringing together qualified, discreet professionals from the private aviation industry and the frequent-flying superproducers who wouldn't mind having a little something-something to look at while sipping martinis on the flight to Cannes, OK? Via monster.com, an exciting opportunity for anyone looking to spend some quality, pressurized-cabin time with a Hollywood power player:
Company: Avjet/Jerry Bruckheimer
Location: Burbank, CA 91505
Status: Full Time, Employee
Job Category: Airlines
Relevant Work Experience: 1+ to 2 Years Career Level: Experienced (Non-Manager)
Education Level: High School or equivalent
The ideal candidate is an exceptional person with meticulous attention to detail and above average organization and communication skills. Secondary education preferred, but not required. Experience in corporate aviation and fine dining service preferred. Candidate must be able to travel extensively worldwide and work professionally as an important member of the flight crew. Sense of style and etiquette a must. The successful candidate is resourceful and possesses an ability to juggle and prioritize in a very fast-paced environment. The position of flight attendant is a physical job and candidates must be able to stand, walk, kneel, bend, stoop, stretch, reach, and lift heavy objects.
The ideal candidate should also be willing to endure, if not actively invite, the crude, Mile-High-Club-based come-ons of frequent Bruckheimer collaborator and celebrated fauxteur Michael Bay on those occasions that the two men need to discuss their next blowing-shit-up project while in transit.
Also: No fatties, please. But you knew that already, didn't you?
- Flight Attendant [Monster.com]