Remember Bono? Irish fella, used to sing in a band? They named an iPod for him or something? Well, today he's editing the U.K.'s The Independent as part of his whole campaign to "Save Africa" or "Cure Poverty" or whatever the hell thing it is that makes hanging out with Jesse Helms acceptable. So what's a Bono-edited paper like? We don't know: it's kind of earnest, and you understand that there are good intentions behind it, but it just seems like the same three chords, over and over again, and it gets a little too preachy after a while. It feels just like the last two records papers. Your dad will probably love it, though.

There is, however, one actual scoop: War criminals are big fans of "Rocket Man."

Bono, Guest Editor: I am a witness. What can I do? [Independent]

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