ConFonz put it in words, here it is in pictures: Sun's JavaOne conference fills the Moscone Center with beanbag chairs, applet hounds, and mobile developers. Paul Boutin provides photos by Patrick McGovern.
Paul Boutin puts it best: "Quick, someone throw a MacBook through the screen!"
Splunk booth hunk Vito. That's his name. No joke needed here.
An assistant holds Scott McNealy's official "Not the CEO!" buck-passing sign.
After the jump, much ado about coiffing.
"Look, all I know is that I came to this studio stoned, and I'm seeing all these M&M's that I cannot eat!"
"Oh yeah? Well — well — Jon Schwartz's ponytail is TEN times cooler than yours!"
Splunk's Christina Noren is about to sic Vito on this man's hair.
"Mumble mumble mumble Google chefs mumble mumble getting all the girls mumble spotlight-grabbing food hacks mumble..."