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Dorky conferences are just great at bringing out the bitter. An overheard convo from Sun's JavaOne convention:

JavaOne newcomer: Man, these people are just grabbing everything

Oldtimer: They never had to learn to manage their own memory. What did you expect?

And an IM exchange:

There: are you at javaone too?

Not there: no i'm having an unconference at my desk now fuck off