• Class of '06, here's the ghost of Christmas Future. And it's telling you to stop getting drunk and join a gym. [This Is What We Do Now]
• The hilarity of overhearing a flaming homo talking to his mother at the corner Starbucks, both of them pretending that he's not gay, will never get old. [The Liam McEneaney Experience]
• Subway ads suck. Except for the one with the hot non-English speakers. [Shaking Her Assets]
• The Roots at Radio City is a night to remember. Unless, of course, you're too baked to rememeber. [The Assimilated Negro]

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