|Marc Canter||Dave Winer||Steve Gillmor|
|Frequently misspelled as...||Cantor||Whiner||Dan|
|Lifetime Achievement||Founded Macromedia||Defined third most popular version of RSS||Gesturebank?
|Tagline||"Whooooooooo!"||"Coooooooooooooool."||"The publisher garners economic value from the vote, data to be sold to advertisers for use in extrapolating the relationship between..."|
|Don't Ask About||"Open marriage" listing on Orkut||Adam Curry||Googlefight score against his kid brother|
|Nutty Profession||Bizarre scheme to pay bloggers for advertorial.||Bizarre belief he's neck and neck with The New York Times.||Bizarre refusal to link to other blogs.|
|Destiny||Will eventually make you his friendster.||Will eventually make you his enemy.||Will eventually make you sleepy.|
Earlier: Canter, Gillmor, and Winer: the crazy uncles of new media [Valleywag]