Your hand is shaking either because you're trembling with anticipation over the responses to today's blind item guessing game, or you haven't yet spiked your Friday afternoon latte with enough vodka to get you through to happy hour. We'll do our part to make sure it stops, but first, roll around in One Squat-Ready Vice before going on to your guesses:
Ted sez: "Toothy Tile has some clandestine company these days, and I'm not just referring to those starry dudes who are dangling soclose to suddenly revealed homo-card territory. Not at all. Ya see, Dubba Do-Me has been right out there, for years, walking that tightrope of pretend-hetero public infatuation, (mostly) stellar entertainment delivery and private-trainer poking, among other closely paid companions. Yes, yes, yes, said trainers are boys, all boys. They're the ones who secretly visit D.D.-M. on his myriad film sets, where Dubba's trailers always resemble many homes on the Great Plains, size- and price-wise." Read the item.
You say: Your guesses are after the jump:
You say: When masseuses go camping, they supposedly tell chilling fireside tales not about maniacs leaving their hand-hooks in car doors while oblivious lover copulate with abandon inside the vehicle, but about the time Kevin Spacey showed up for a deep-tissue massage. We're not sure what this little preamble is supposed to mean, but the once-American-Beauty-buff Spacey was your favorite choice as Casablanca's trainer aficionado.
You say: John Travolta, George Clooney, Will Smith, Vin Diesel, and Colin Farrell all came into play, but none enjoyed enough popular support to merit an individual wiseass comment about Nautilus equipement as a sexual staging area. Too bad, we had a good one for Diesel.
And The Andy Dick/Dakota Fanning Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Fyvush Finkle.
Thanks to everyone for playing!