1. EBay CEO Meg Whitman is reportedly getting a divorce. No word on whether we should care, or whether she got a solid prenup.
  2. Google bought 20 theaters to watch The Da Vinci Code this weekend, says a reader. Ten minutes in, every engineer in the audience mumbles, "Solved it."
  3. Good tipsters use tips@valleywag.com or keep their Gmail records clean by IMing "heyvalleywag".
  4. Another reader says, "Apparently the parents of children in the Atherton soccer league are demanding that the coach put their kids in the same team as the famous VCs' kids." Why would people want to mix with VC spawn? "So they can casually drop their startups into conversation."