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And, once again, all pop-culture critics everywhere are reminded of their utter irrelevance. Sigh.

Da Vinci Code Is 2nd Biggest Opening Weekend of All Time... [Deadline Hollywood]
A 'Da Vinci Code' That Takes Longer to Watch Than to Read [NYT]
Oh, Jesus [NYM]
Heaven Can Wait [TNY]
It Didn't Work for Me [NYDN]