No fleeting celebrity scandal worth the fifteen seconds it distracts us from our dreary, unfashionable lives can be complete without a t-shirt trying to quickly monetize the controversy. A press release informs us that something called ChoiceShirts.com (note: they don't appear to have hit their website yet) has already pumped out a couple of garments commemorating the recent feud over Brandon Davis' drunkenly expressed distate for the color of Lindsay Lohan's pubic hair. These early offerings beat to market Kitson's upcoming $48.00 Team Sweaty Oil Heir and Team Firecrotch shirts and scores of inevitable, if somewhat nonsensical, Cafe Press variations on the embattled-famous-person "Save Firecrotch/Free Firecrotch" meme. Buy one now and demonstrate your Lohan solidarity before you see something shiny and stop caring!
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