Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Paula Froelich looks to Bridget Harrison for her daily dose of calcium.

Last night at G-Spa, imported socialite Euan Rellie and Page Six's Paula Froelich hosted a soiree in celebration of former Post columnist Bridget Harrison's memoir, Tabloid Love. (Which reminds us: hurry, ink-stained wretches, and get your gossipy memoir/roman-a-clef/novels published before Gossip Novel Month draws to a close.) Located in the basement of the Gansevoort, G-Spa is like a fancy locker room, except that rather than disinfect bacteria, the stench of chlorine is supposed to encourage an aura of exclusivity. Luckily for Bridget, it seems that everyone got just wasted enough to not mind one bit. After the jump, Gawker pornographer Nikola Tamindzic surveys the wreckage.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Harrison is British, and her parents (center, right) came all the way over here to celebrate. The pints help ease the Christian guilt of reading about your daughter's sex life.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Nichelle Newsletter (center) never met an open bar she didn't like, and the BBC's Matt Wells knows he's in over his head.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


The G-Spa staff dresses appropriately for the venue; for an extra $5, she'll give you a happy ending.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Paula Froelich, Stepford wife.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Euan Rellie mistakes WWD's Elisa Lipsky-Karasz for his wife, Lucy Sykes.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Anne Maffei and Lucy Sykes (Euan's wife) really don't seem to mind.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Now that Remy Stern has told Deborah Moss, formerly of Life & Style, about his super-duper top-secret project that may or may not involve Radar, he has to kill her.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


A Post editor, the Times' Nick Confessore and Daily News gossip kitten Jo Piazza discuss whose paper has sent the most writers to Turkey.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


AM New York columnist Julia Allison decides that Justin Silverman will replace Lloyd Grove as her new walker.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Us Weekly's Noelle Hancock and Jo Piazza haven't quite nailed the sexy lesbian pose. Two more drinks, girls.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Thinks she's at Buddakan.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Bridget demonstrates how best to sell books.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Elizabeth Spiers will sink another drink, because it'll give her time to think, and if she had the chance she'd ask the world to dance...

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Jamie-Lynn Sigler pretends to read, just for Bridget's sake.

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


"Wait ā€” my daughter's not a virgin?!"

Team Party Crash: 'Tabloid Love' Book Party


Upon leaving G-Spa, the real party begins. Ahoy, boys.