Cindy Adams' Crystal Ball Dispenses Shockingly Accurate Conventional Wisdom

Post gossip dowager Cindy Adams alights from her crypt this morning to remind you that she sees and knows all. Specifically, she predicted that "House of Representatives members would be indicted," George Pataki would run for president, Charlie Gibson would take the top slot at ABC's "World News Tonight," and that Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe would get divorced. Cindy's freakish powers of prognostication have also allowed her to reveal that "George W. Bush will leave office in January of 2009," Britney Spears will "regret" her marriage to Kevin Federline, and "the Earth will continue to revolve around the sun." We're not sure how she does it, but you've got to admit, it's pretty fucking spooky.

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