• Best overheard subway remark ever: "Whatever, that Amish boy totally lied, because he said it was a dwarf rabbit, and it grew up to be a full grown cat." [You Can't Make It Up]
• Even when staring certain death straight in the face, i-bankers continue to be drunken, obnoxious douchebags. [Leveraged Sellout]
• Photographic evidence that Tony Danza remains alive and well and capable of doing at least three chin-ups. [Confessions of a Celebrity Stalker]
• If you're going to shop at Agent Provocateur, please be advised that your breasts will be on display to all of Mercer Street. [The Company Bitch]

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