Journos Walt Mossberg and Kara Swisher had a grand time hosting the Wall Street Journal's D Conference, or at least they've learned to fake it. Reporter Dan Farber has a write-up at ZDNet, and he kindly lent his event photos. Here they are, misinterpreted.

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


"Looks great, doesn't he?" says Melinda Gates. "I left him alone at Bath and Body Works, and he picked himself a moisturizer."

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


Damn it, if Walt Mossberg hears one more story about that stinking John Markoff, he's switching to hard liquor.

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


Jean Louis Gassee: "I worked at Apple for nine years, and honestly, Steve's feet are this huge."

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


Martha's only smiling because she thinks that's Daler Mehndi.

After the jump, Mr. High Fidelity looks for a cooler conversationalist.

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


ZDNet king Eric Hippeau to serial entrepreneur Josh Felser: "Oh, my unbuttoned shirt is no accident, Josh. Let's dump this dump and go...share some war stories."

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


Lotus founder Mitch Kapor tells Answers.com founder Bob Rosenschein: "There's the 98-pound Dictionary.com guy. Let's go throw wine in his face."

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


Martha Stewart and her boyfriend, the man who built Word and Excel, Charles Simonyi. (They really are dating.)

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


The crowd was delighted as Walt and Kara performed a scene from A Streetcar Named Desire. "Listen, baby, when we first met - you and me - you thought I was common. Well, how right you was. I was common as dirt."

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


"Walt. WALT. Put down the Jack Daniel's and let's stop the 'I'll kill that ass Markoff' talk."

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


AOL exec Jason Calacanis pulls the Kawaii Anime Girl sign we all know and love. Meanwhile, the extinguished body of VC Yossi Vardi slumps in its chair.

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


"And we'll have a farm...with ethanol-fueled vehicles...and I can pet the rabbits! Tell me about the rabbits, Vinod!"

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


Dan's schwag. That damn Long Tail gets EVERYWHERE.

Geek out: Martha Stewart and John Cusak hit the D Conference


John Cusak pulls the over-the-shoulder glance, made easier because Kara Swisher is half his height.

Photos: D Conference [Dan Farber on Flickr]