We've yet to confirm anything, but our BFF Perez is reporting that Page Six editor Richard Johnson was arrested last night for drunk driving. On our end, we know that he was holding court at Soho House around 11 PM, but we didn't notice any more slurring than you'd expect of someone in that godforsaken place. Though he was waving around car keys and singing Leader of the Pack at the top of his lungs. So maybe...

UPDATE: Yep, that's confirmed. We never thought we'd think of Johnson as a "poor dude," but given the string of events lately, we're headed in that direction. Also — who the hell has a car and actually drives it on a Thursday night?

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