In all the "Oh look he sucked as a CEO after making fun of sucky CEOs" hoopla, some people might have gotten the impression that Fucked Company founder Philip "Pud" Kaplan isn't a kick-ass dude. He is. He's everything you wanted to be and so much more. And he's fuckin' metal.
For music of Pud actually singing (remaking oldies like "Angel of the Morning" under the name "The Metalizer"), check out his rockin' metal web site. (Thanks, Pud, for pointing it out — "Locomotion" will never feel the same.)