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Rejected possibilities for the Post's brilliant use of the front-page speech bubble:

• "Damn the man."

• "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

• "How rude!"

• "That's hot."

• "Good grief!"

• "Here's looking at you, kid."

• "Can you hear me now?"

• "I've fallen, and I can't get up."

• "Eat my keffiyeh!"

[via NYP]