Why Valleywag didn't cover Vloggercon

All I heard this weekend was:

"Why aren't you at Vloggercon?"
"Why weren't you at Vloggercon?"
"Scoble Scoble Scoble!"
"Oh man, Vloggercon was fun!"
"You missed Vloggercon!"

Okay, Vloggercon-pimping readers. Show me one decent video taken at this weekend's conference.

Vloggercon [Official site]