• Puerto Rican Independence Day gives you no right to smoke on the Subway - or to be an uptight hipster douchebag. [Tremble.com]
• There is a code of behavior for straight men attending Bud-sponsored parties for the Tonys: It involves dancing and acting like a gay man. [The Daily Dump]
• It's good to know that there's still people out there who will go out of their way to preserve the few remaining shreds of rock-n-roll greatness - even to the floor of a crowded subway car. [Languor Management]

Contact information for this author is not available.