City Council to Staffers: Let Us Know If It Bothers You When We Rub Our Dick Against Your Thigh

Bad news for overly affectionate City Council members: A unanimous vote yesterday requires victims of ass-grabby legislators "to formally report sexual harassment incidents by their superiors."

No word at press time on whether the Council had voted to close the Duane Street Rape Room.

Council adopts tough sex harass policy [NYDN]