The interns are coming, the interns are coming! The poor bastards selected by MTV to compete for a Rolling Stone internship arrive at Wenner Media today, bringing with them some camera-ready, wide-eyed naivete and obnoxious behavior. Please, please someone tell us what they're wearing. And what they say. And what they do. And whether or not they make a mess on their desks.
In honor of the occasion, Wenner has installed a giant Rolling Stone sign on the front desk, even though Us Weekly and Men's Journal are on the same floor — just to make sure everyone has their priorities straight for the summer. Us and MJ staffers, your cubicles have been moved to the supply closet. Please get the fuck out of Jann's way.