'Post' Hires New Sixer From Within; No Word Yet On Whether He Has Requisite Asshole Hat

Eat the Press, HuffPo's media "news, commentary, and chatter" wing, comes up big with the scoop that we've all been waiting for: Bill Hoffman will be Page Six's new staffer. Hoffman's a city desk veteran who recently angered the hip hop community with his shaky grasp of geography. Notes of congratulations and requests for Level Two Protection can be sent to bill.hoffman@nypost.com, but we're pretty sure the feds are monitoring that address, so be subtle.


Breaking: NY Post Vet Bill Hoffman Joins Page Six [HuffPo]
The NY Post's Bill Hoffman on Proof's Death [hiphopmusic.com]