One of Tom's lovely ladies, says the tipster, left a between-the-sheets romp unsatisfied. And she was anything but quiet about it. And Tom wouldn't take that lying down. He cock-blocked her the hard way — every time she built a MySpace profile, Mr. Humps-a-lot kicked her off the site. Deleted her whole profile. "You'll never sleep in this town again!"
It might be a harsh punishment, but hey, the guy has a reputation to keep. It's not so bad — who hasn't locked an ex-lover out of the house?