The Observer reports that the otherwise glistening building at 17 State Street has been having some real shit-slinging issues:
The story goes that several bathroom stalls in the building have been regularly bombed, as it were, by an office worker (or workers?) with compulsively and egregiously bad scatological conduct.
"I'm the one who goes in with the plunger," said the building's bow-tied porter last week. "But without them making a mess, I have no job. So I can't complain."
The porter fingered the 41st floor as "very messy." And two workers, outside at lunch last week, described the "egregious abuse" to the 22nd-floor bathrooms.
And surprisingly, not a single fashion magazine is located in the building.