We at Defamer realize that there are many outlets where one can view clear, paparazzi-quality video of hotel heiresses demonstrating their ability to drive an SUV towards or away from a nightclub or promotional event. But we know that something magical happens when one of our readers takes the trouble to send us blurry, cameraphone footage of such a momentous event, and so we share this shaky video of Paris Hilton driving away from last night's T-Mobile Sidekick 3 party at the Palladium, in which she manages not to commit vehicular manslaughter or consume illegal drugs for at least 14 seconds. Please note in your diaries exactly where you were when you watched this clip, because we have a feeling you're going to want to remember it for the rest of your lives.

If you further desire to know some of the famous people we'd have lost had the Palladium been struck by a B-list-seeking missile last night, a short reader report follows after the jump.

Went to the Sidekick party last night at the Palladium. All the usuals were there. Paris was gross as always, as were the Duff sisters, who make me sick. Saw Nicole Richie glaring like a well-scripted reality star at Paris right before Paris made a break for the door. Heard Mike Tyson was there but didn't see him. would have loved to see him bite Paris' ear off.

And as a special bonus for anyone who's read this far, enjoy this WORLD! EXCLUSIVE! photograph of Hilton being videotaped by the paparazzi:

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