So long as Reese Witherspoon is suing AMI for Star magazine's story claiming that she's pregnant with her third child, she might as well have her educated pit bulls serve something similarly sweet for the rest of celebrity weekly gang. At left, Life&Style claims that loose top = fertile womb; at right, OK! points out Witherspoon's gut and politely calls it a pregnancy.

In the meantime, while the legal bickering works itself out, why not fight off these nasty rumors by slamming a brew and smoking some Reds in public? Worked for Sarah Jessica Parker.

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