In media years, it's been nearly two decades since former Page Sixer Jared Paul Stern allegedly attempted to extort billionaire Ron Burkle. The snails at the FBI, however, haven't forgotten. Last month, the investigation was referred to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales for final review; it would seem that he's approved further work on the case, as New York mag reports that Page Six editor Richard Johnson has been "contacted for questioning by a group that includes prosecutors from the Southern District and federal agents."

Attorney Ed Hayes says that this is just a "routine" Q-and-A, but because Hayes has previously represented Jared Paul Stern, he is not representing Johnson in this matter. New York suggests that Murray Richman is handling the federal probe, but Richman says he's "not involved." Richman's daughter, Stacey, is representing Johnson on his DUI charges, but isn't handling feds. So, um, who the hell is Johnson's lawyer? Certainly he needs representation in this matter. Perhaps there's a tumbleweed who might be interested in the gig?

We Hear... Stern Questions [NYM]
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