'Bazaar' Hates You, Puts Naked Britney on Cover

EIC Glenda Bailey, you've got some explaining to do. Where to start with this? Obviously, yes, it is a pregnant, naked picture of Britney Spears. No, no, it is not necessary. Isn't Bazaar a fashion magazine? Should it not aspire in the direction of Vogue rather than Perfect 10?

We're not sure where Bailey's contract situation is headed, but her soul is going to hell for this one. More horror after the jump. Nevermind, the lawyers came marching through on this one. Oh well — the cover image is more than enough for your delicate stomachs, anyhow.

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