My Heritage is a face recognition program that scans its database for famous face matches to any portrait you upload. This is useful if, say, you want to settle an argument over whether or not you look like Brad Pitt, but for lazy summer purposes, it's a fun excuse to laugh at pictures of editors. After the jump, the fruits of our procrastination.
Page Six editor Richard Johnson
Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter
Out editor Aaron Hicklin
Publicist Lizzie Grubman
Wenner Media darklord Jann Wenner
Radar editor Maer Roshan
New Yorker editor David Remnick
New York Times executive editor Bill Keller
Time Inc. managing editor Jim Kelly
!["...This is a real paradox for me: My entire life I've been told I wasn't pretty enough. My entire life I was told by people that I was ugly, that I was too tall, that I was flat-chested, that I was this, that I was that. When I was a stripper I was never quite pretty enough. I was never one of the beautiful girls. I was never one of the top earners. Suddenly I achieve something in my life that is purely intellectual and purely creative, and I'm being told that it's because I'm pretty. To me that is the weirdest, most ironic thing ever. Like all of a sudden I'm attractive when it suits people's purposes. But in the past when I needed to be attractive I was ugly. So let's pick. Which is it?" — Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody [Minneapolis City Pages]](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ONS8aczB--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_180,q_80,w_320/18s10utp0femfjpg.jpg)
