Rob Schneider Exhausted, Not Buried Under Poorly Built Facade


Given the ambiguous wording of the above headline, you'd probably have to actually read the article to figure out that Rob Schneider collapsed (from heat exhaustion, if you must know) while shooting his new movie, and wasn't crushed underneath a shoddily constructed set. You're already too late to flood his hospital room with flowers and get well cards; Schneider was quickly rehydrated and returned to the set, determined not to let the extreme heat on their location shoot keep him from the important work of directing and starring in a mid-budgeted comedy about a convicted con-man who learns kung-fu so that he won't be hilariously sodomized during his incarceration.