Sponsored weddings and stapled stomachs for this week's sponsors, who ensure we'll never suffer the indignity of being fired by a bony alter kocker with an unchanging haircut and a weird speech impediment. Want to join our kaffeeklatsch? There's info here.

• The Devil Wears Prada
• Best Buy
• Stoli Blueberi
• BMW
• VW Rabbit
• Project Runway
• Nike
• American Public Media
• Sundance Channel
• Hersheys
• Evian
• Delta
• Walkmen
• Jane Magazine
• USA Network's Psych
• Counting Crows
• Mini
• The New School
• Corcoran
• Sound Team
• Honda Fit

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