As it turns out, Albert Einstein was not only the genius behind the theory of relativity, he was an inveterate coozehound whose quest for quim took him across two continents. A newly released tranche of the great man's letters reveal a super-stud who loved up the ladies so well that they wouldn't leave him alone. (Also revealed: The theory of relativity was initially formatted as the pickup line "You = One Fine Lookin' Bitch.") We're not sure how this will change the historical perspective on Einstein or his discoveries, but we're talking about a smart, confident, sexually voracious Jew here: Somebody call David Marchese!
Einstein's theory of fidelity [Telegraph]