Albert Einstein Had Hos In Different Area Codes

As it turns out, Albert Einstein was not only the genius behind the theory of relativity, he was an inveterate coozehound whose quest for quim took him across two continents. A newly released tranche of the great man's letters reveal a super-stud who loved up the ladies so well that they wouldn't leave him alone. (Also revealed: The theory of relativity was initially formatted as the pickup line "You = One Fine Lookin' Bitch.") We're not sure how this will change the historical perspective on Einstein or his discoveries, but we're talking about a smart, confident, sexually voracious Jew here: Somebody call David Marchese!

Einstein's theory of fidelity [Telegraph]