• Fat Mid-Western tourists, our opinions of you would change dramatically if you just changed your ugly shoes. And quit coming here on vacation. [JenIsFamous]
• How to pretend you're not giving a doorstep blowjob when you're giving a doorstep blowjob. [Negro Witticisms]
• Some people believe there should be a ban on old people appearing in public. [Bama Girl in the Big City]
• Don't you wish your Mom was a gynecologist and let you be her summer intern? [Dirty Old Prom Queen]

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