Three questions inspired by this weekend's Times:

1) Is assigning a piece on 'Pants-Off Dance-Off' to chronic masturbator Dave Itzkoff a subtle form of commentary in and of itself?

2) Which masthead type dropped the kids off at camp last week, noticed all the pills being dispensed, and had a lightbulb moment?

3) Was there supposed to be some kind of moral equivalence in the pieces on sad old men and sad old women? Also, for future reference, no one wants to read articles about old people and sex. Save that stuff for the large print edition, okay?