• Hey, look: another Manhattannite bitches about some train that fucked them over in Brooklyn, and the Brooklynites get annoyed. [MetroBlogs NYC]

• For some, quitting stripping is much easier than say, quitting smoking or doling out advice to illegal immigrants. [mimi in NY]

• Why Midtown bars suck, part 23,819. [east village idiot]


• What's more important to you - relieving your blinding sexual frustration, or keeping an image of purity in front of tourists from South Dakota? [The Company Bitch]