But Don't You Call Diana Bianchi a Hot Piece of Twat

Understanding the relationship between Christie Brinkley's estranged husband Peter Cook and his 19-year-old mistress, as dictated by word choice in the New York Post:

Seamy

Playfully

Saucy

Randy

Sexual

Hot

Knockout

Suggestively

Panting

Woo

Sweet

Whispered

Amorous

Steamy

Nissan Maxima

Peter Wooed Me and Bedded Me... [NYP]