The Big Apple Only-Prep-School-Kids-Play-This Ivys
The Gotham Who-Put-A-Lacy-Bowl-On-My-Beatin-Pipe Guidos
The Spuyten Duyvil Amsterdams
The West Side Wilders
The Kickassing Kochs
The Blue State Bitchslappers
The Train Delayed Loudspeaker Announcements
The Warriors ("Come out and play!")
The Sidewalk Smokers
The Corrupt Cops
The Other New York City Team
My talents are wasted, people.
How about the New York Blue Devils? They could alternately be called the Warrior Rapists. Or the Stripper Rapists.
Funny suggestion for the team name. However, I hope you don't make a suggestion for the new uniforms - based on the current look of the gawker site, I am afraid that your designing skills suck.
Pity about "Naked Guys with Big Sticks".
Obviously too-easy marketing and it would have garnered a larger and more rabid female fanbase than those every-four-years soccer-guys-with-accents subculture.