In case you're wondering who or what Naomi Campbell's been beating lately, the abusive model — who's dealing with three lawsuits from former assistants — recently caused $54,000 worth of damage to the luxury yacht belonging to her then-boyfriend Badr Jafar. It was really all the chef's fault, you see, as his "tomato, mozzarella and dried ham starter with white wine" failed to please Campbell, who announced the culinary failure with a heated verbal reprimand that quickly became a shouting match. The chef made the mistake of screaming back, which obviously meant that Campbell had to throw plates and rip apart cushions and curtains. As this ultimately caused $54,000 worth of damage to Jafar's boat, Campbell and her beau have since parted ways the only way Campbell knows how — with a police presence. The UK Sun reports that Campbell went to Jafar's London residence on July 10 to pick up her belongings, a visit which went so amicably that Campbell was arrested for causing a "disturbance" outside.
Most worrisome of all: the police eventually RELEASED HER, and she's still at large.