Check out this sweet lil' piece of inevitability. Available only in the babiest of blues and hand-crafted by the artisans of American Apparel, the teasingly retro "Hot Piece of Twat" shirt commemorates the love trifecta of Peter Cook, Christie Brinkley, and Diana Bianchi. Wear it proudly, and as the startled eyes of friends, family, and clergy widen in moderate irritation, you'll smirk with satisfaction. O, how you'll smirk.

Hot Piece of Twat T-Shirt [Gawker Shop]