Blogger cityrag points us to Celebrity Skin, a site that allegedly "sells various bodily samples (fecal matter, skins cells, bacteria, etc) from famous people." Whether or not this is some bizarre marketing stunt or an actual example of how completely over the top America's obsession with famous people has become, we couldn't help but notice this:

Oh, Come On, The Joke Was Waiting To Be Made

Gee. At our multiplex Nacho Libre only cost $10.75.

Celebrity DNA for sale [Cityrag]